Today's News Headlines 11-11-2007

Because I miss the daily show ever so much - I thought I would blog in John Stewart fashion... the best I can...

In a major toy recall, 4.2 million packages of aqua dots have been removed from shelves due to the presence of GHB - which was used in their production instead of glue. Affected toddlers such as Riley, are seeking recovery by self medicating with pixie sticks. In more recent news, "date rape dots" have also been taken off the market.