How can we leave Britney Alone When She Keeps Giving Us MORE MORE MORE??

Ok, so I don't exactly buy that her bodyguard isn't just doing this in revenge... in fact, I think it is revenge.

I saw the interview. They asked him directly what he saw. He claims he walked in on her in the bathroom (to "check on her" - I believe THAT right there would have made Brit fly off the handle.

He goes on to say, "...and I did see that kind of activity."

One significant sign that someone might be lying is when they use more words than they have to in order to confirm or deny an allegation:

"I did see" = "I saw"

"I am not Gay" = "I'm not Gay"

(Or you can just claim you have a wide bathroom stance - whatever works)

Anyway, I noticed he didn't get specific about "what" he saw... did he see needles? did he see straws? did he see pills? did he see pipes?

I imagine his story will expand... which will confirm (to me, anyway) that this is just a silly ploy to make some capital in revenge for getting terminated abruptly...

I mean, he had to have expected the unexpected... it's Brit. She's erratic. She's a few clowns short of a circus right now...

Ok, now I will leave her alone.